I am a cautious/nervous driver. I get into a lane as soon as possible, no last minute sneaking in for me. Well I was all the way in the right lane and it's a particularly busy part of Provo where people turn right and the lane is often backed up. There are people, including Juan, who skip the long line and sneak in right before they need to turn right. Well as I was driving there was a driver who was obviously trying to sneak in, and I didn't want to let him. I sped up, then would slam on my breaks and speed up again. Juan and I were talking this whole time and he stops and says, why are you driving like a mad woman? And I say, Because I'm punishing that guy for not getting over into his lane until the last second.
Does that make me crazy? Probably.
Then we were at Macey's and Juan got the bottled water that has a blue tint on it. I kind of made a face and he said, what? "Well I think they tint the bottle blue to hide the blue cleaning liquid they pour into it so that they can claim it's pure water."
If you've seen the hilarious How I Met Your Mother episode where they all have moments of realization about each other's annoying habits and they signify it by the sound of a window breaking. Lily chews her food too loud, Marshall sings everything he's doing at that moment, Robin says "literally" even when it doesn't apply. Love it.
Well Juan heard a window break yesterday. And his realization is that he's married to a crazy.
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I love that episode of HIMYM. Juan will just get used to the driving thing. I do the same thing. I like to prepare myself. I feel that one of the reasons why there is always a lot of traffic on the freeway is because of the last minute lane changers. I like to punish them and Sam hates it also so Juan is not alone.
I have to say the water thing totally makes sense. I bet they are trying to make it so people won't notice. I am crazy along with you. Guess it is good we are sisters. Poor Juan & Sam.
You are a crazy woman, but you are hilarious! I love that episode of How I Met Your Mother. Such a good show!
That just made my day.
life would be boring without crazy friends...good thing we are that for eachother :)
ha ha...this cracks me up!!!
I agree you are crazy, but I love it! I do the same thing when driving, I hate changing lanes at the last minute, and hate when people do it to me! You are too funny!!
I think I drive the same as you. That is not fair to cut in the line and make the rest of us slam on our brakes when we were patient in the first place! Ha, ha, I think it is a funny story and makes life bearable!
Don't worry - Jimmy and I totally try to punish people like that all the time. It's their fault if they force their way in! I don't think you're crazy at all. And you're probably right about the bottled water tint, lol.
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